Give me back my house

Here's a recurring theme: I woke up, went into the bathroom to get ready for the day, and saw that the medicine cabinet had fallen off the wall. At first I thought I saw it on the bathroom floor. But when I looked a second time, it was gone altogether. Why would someone steal my medicine cabinet?

Then I go back into the bedroom, try to ascertain that I'm actually awake (bordering on lucidity), and notice that my VCR, DVD player, and cable box are also all missing. I go downstairs and see that most of my furniture is missing. Whoever broke into my house while I was sleeping must have been very quiet, because all this stuff is gone and I didn't hear a thing. I debate whether to go to work or wait for the police to come and take a report.